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TripletDaddy 05-08-2008 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by landpoke (Post 218486)
That's the picture that really tipped the balance for me. Up until that time she had been near the top of my "Celebrities You're Allowed to Have Extramarital Sex With." She's fallen down into the low 100's now.

As an aside, by mutual consent my wife and I are only allowed to "tap" or "be tapped by" the top person on our list. Jennifer Anniston is currently fair game for me. My wife, for reasons that I still don't understand though she's taken great pains to explain it to me, has Jeff Goldblum at the top of hers. Different strokes and all that I suppose.
My bad. I thought Cameron was the woman in your avatar.

If your wife is into hot Jewish men, you may want to tip her off to Matisyahu. That guy is the baddest orthodox rapper I have ever heard.

RC Vikings 05-08-2008 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by marsupial (Post 218490)
Jeff Goldblum? Wow! I'd love to hear her try and explain that one.
Have you ever seen the movie "The Fly"?

landpoke 05-08-2008 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy (Post 218563)
If your wife is into hot Jewish men, you may want to tip her off to Matisyahu. That guy is the baddest orthodox rapper I have ever heard.
No facial hair.

For the sake of brevity, here's my understanding of my wife's criteria:

Quirky
Intellectual
Jewish
Tall
Clean-Shaven
Has to have worn chaps and a cowboy hat in at least one movie starring Peter Weller as a surgeon/rock star.

Beyond that she's pretty open.

MikeWaters 05-08-2008 04:03 PM
Does she realize that Mormons are the new Jews?

landpoke 05-08-2008 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeWaters (Post 218624)
Does she realize that Mormons are the new Jews?
She's east coast, so no.

cougjunkie 05-08-2008 04:06 PM
Who wouldnt do Cameron Diaz? She is so hot.........
http://uploads.filecabin.com/picture...ndiaz-ugly.jpg

TripletDaddy 05-08-2008 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by landpoke (Post 218623)
No facial hair.

For the sake of brevity, here's my understanding of my wife's criteria:

Quirky
Intellectual
Jewish
Tall
Clean-Shaven
Has to have worn chaps and a cowboy hat in at least one movie starring Peter Weller as a surgeon/rock star.

Beyond that she's pretty open.
Then forget Matisyahu and go with Michael Landon. He's dead, so it is a safe bet that he will not break up your marriage. He wore chaps, but not with Peter Weller.

MikeWaters 05-08-2008 04:16 PM
What about Wolf Blitzer sans beard?

landpoke 05-08-2008 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeWaters (Post 218638)
What about Wolf Blitzer sans beard?
Any one strike will disqualify you from the list. As I see it Wolf's got two and possibly three:

Definite strikes:
Not tall, not quirky

Possible strikes:
Unknown whether he has worn chaps/hat in Peter Weller surgeon/rock star film

Keep in mind, PLEASE keep in mind, that these are my interpretations of her "rules." Honestly I'm not that good of a listener so there's a good chance she might have been in the middle of a drunken anti-Jeff Goldblum tirade when I sorta heard this stuff.

YOhio 05-08-2008 05:07 PM
Keep an eye out for Larry David now that he's single. She'd be all over that.


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