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But I don't think he got disciplined, so I guess that doesn't count. |
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So ultimately, you end up with dishonest scoundrels in charge sometimes, when honest, "confessing scoundrels" might actually be more "worthy." |
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But the same concept applies to the missionary work force. Since masturbation is so strictly forbidden, you end up with a legion of dishonest missionaries who claim to have never masturbated in their lives. My parents always told me to lie on the masturbation questions anyway. Also, I was getting those questions 3 years before my first pubic hair sprouted. |
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You missed all the fun...you get to see how many of the old BMOCs are now balding car salesmen. |
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Personally, I think the guilt that teenagers feel when they aren't taught to be philosophical is much more spiritually damaging than my family's approach to these issues. My dad always said: "It's normal for adolescent males to masturbate. But it can become a problem as well, if it's taken to an extreme. You shouldn't feel guilty about it, and if you ever have any kind of problem, I'd want you to feel comfortable enough to come talk to me about it first." |
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Maybe I'll go to the 15 year or 20 year reunion, once I have some offspring. |
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"Have you masturbated WITHIN THE LAST THREE MONTHS?" I said: "That's a new one." |
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