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ChinoCoug 06-06-2016 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Archaea (Post 321760)
You can't relate, because you're not a womanizer. And you are ignoring that people may have more than one motive.

I've known politicians who crave being at the seat of power, don't mind get on the gravy train and are happy to indulge in womanizing. Just because you believe JS was pure as the driven snow doesn't make it so or not so.

Polygamy and polyandry are the ugly stepsisters believers deny exist or that they were always for noble purposes.

Joseph Smith is seriously flawed in many regards, but you still have no answer for his pathetic numbers (especially relative to his extreme charismatic level).

I've trained under a couple of the top seducers in the world, including one of von Markovic's students. Their methods were originally deduced by observing naturals like Joseph Smith.

Archaea 06-07-2016 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ChinoCoug (Post 321761)
Joseph Smith is seriously flawed in many regards, but you still have no answer for his pathetic numbers (especially relative to his extreme charismatic level).

I've trained under a couple of the top seducers in the world, including one of von Markovic's students. Their methods were originally deduced by observing naturals like Joseph Smith.


Your argument is that he didn't have sex with as many as he could have? That's your argument to disprove that polygamy or polyandry wasn't about sex? Really!?!

Shaking my head.

MikeWaters 06-07-2016 05:38 PM

This thread is growing in potential.

Archaea 06-08-2016 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters (Post 321764)
This thread is growing in potential.

Oh yeah, it has fourteen posts by now.

ChinoCoug 06-11-2016 08:07 PM

Ugo Perego just announced at Mormon History Association Proceedings that DNA shows Joseph is not the father of Josephine Lyon.

Horndog having sex all day, can't get a single girl pregnant in an age with only primitive birth control. What an infertile dumbass mfkr.

ChinoCoug 06-11-2016 08:12 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT7He-4HsQc

Archaea 06-12-2016 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ChinoCoug (Post 321780)

You are in denial. There are others.

ChinoCoug 06-12-2016 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Archaea (Post 321781)
You are in denial. There are others.

Denial of what? Everyone we've tested has been negative thus far, and Lyons is the best candidate. This exmo was trying to tell me Fanny Alger's miscarried child was JS's. How convenient, the only one we can't test scientifically.

There are millions of people in Europe descended from Genghis Khan as a result of his sexual exploits, including Perego himself.

MikeWaters 06-12-2016 11:06 PM

it is curious how JS didn't seem to sire any kids from anyone but Emma. Did he use some kind of primitive contraceptive technique (early forms of condoms)? Did he engage in sex that was non-vaginal? Withdrawal method? Didn't have sex at all?

Hard to know.

ChinoCoug 06-13-2016 01:05 AM

I think the frequency of sex was low.


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