il Padrino Ute
12-09-2005, 02:41 AM
I hate writing it and want my wife to do it, so perhaps this will finally convince her that I'm the wrong one to write it:
To whom it may concern:
My wife has been nagging me to write this damned letter, so to have some peace around the house during the Bowl season, here is the il Padrino Ute Family update that you all have been wating for:
It's none of your damn business what we're up to, but if you really have to know because you might die if you don't find out what's going on, call my house and ask my wife. She'll be more than happy to talk to you.
If you haven't already sent us a letter, don't bother. If you have, you should be getting it back in a few days. I don't want to know what's going on with your family. I never liked any of you anyway.
Go to hell and let me watch the bowl games in peace.
The il Padrino Ute family.
Think it'll get me off the hook next year?
To whom it may concern:
My wife has been nagging me to write this damned letter, so to have some peace around the house during the Bowl season, here is the il Padrino Ute Family update that you all have been wating for:
It's none of your damn business what we're up to, but if you really have to know because you might die if you don't find out what's going on, call my house and ask my wife. She'll be more than happy to talk to you.
If you haven't already sent us a letter, don't bother. If you have, you should be getting it back in a few days. I don't want to know what's going on with your family. I never liked any of you anyway.
Go to hell and let me watch the bowl games in peace.
The il Padrino Ute family.
Think it'll get me off the hook next year?