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ute4ever
10-03-2007, 05:07 AM
They have created a website dedicated to a newly discovered / translated Book of Zelph:

http://www.bookofzelph.com/
All-American
10-03-2007, 05:23 AM
Incredible. Nice find.
ute4ever
10-03-2007, 03:15 PM
The thing is I can't decide if the site was made by an apostate or by a current church member who simply puts humor before judgment skills. It lacks the personal attacks, hell fire fury proclamations, and twisted bible references that tend to accompany true anti material.

The testimony of the nine witnesses was, well, kinda funny.
MikeWaters
10-03-2007, 03:16 PM
SGC. I thought we went through this a couple of months ago. Maybe that was on cougarboard.
OrangeUte
10-03-2007, 03:36 PM
The site says that the book of zelph is the 2nd witness to the book of mormon. what is the first witness to the book of mormon - the book of mormon itself?

this reaks as gerald lund-esque.

i like how the website is designed with the same color schemes as lds.org.
OrangeUte
10-03-2007, 03:38 PM
oh! this has got to be a gag. look at the "translator's testimony"... http://www.bookofzelph.com/testimony.html

friggin' dude claims to work at chuck e cheese. the book was on leather plates. hahaha!
ute4ever
10-03-2007, 03:46 PM
I like how one of his witnesses is named Uncle Bob.
SteelBlue
10-03-2007, 06:55 PM
SGC. I thought we went through this a couple of months ago. Maybe that was on cougarboard.

We did this one more than a year ago.